Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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