I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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