He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i think my cat just said my name.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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