You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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