i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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