You really coming over, don't trick.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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