when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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