Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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