Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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