If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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