i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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