Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
