Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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