Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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