Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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