theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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