I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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