all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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