Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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