I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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