im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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