Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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