You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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