He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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