If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
third nipple confirmed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
