So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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