it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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