Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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