i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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