In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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