She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Enjoy the penises
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
