OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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