Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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