i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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