he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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