how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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