the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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