I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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