Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Someone came in the potted fern
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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