I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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