i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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