Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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