So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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