is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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