there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I love having hate sex.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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