Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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