Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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