Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I believe in your delicious
I want to fling myself into the sun
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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