Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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