my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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