dude i'm inner monologue high
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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