i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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