In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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