JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
